24 August 2007

Oh God, she's doing it again.

The title is a quote from Steve as I imagine him in my head – wearing a flowery apron, washing dishes as the children tug on his pants and beg for scraps from the leftovers crowding the fridge. In my imaginary vision, Steve is imagining me (you with me?) reclining by a stone patio in my bikini, sipping a creamsicle and laughing coyly to myself as other people's children frolic in the pool. Of course, in Steve's imagination I weigh only 110 lbs and have a certain glow about me... you know how it is.

Hi everyone! I'm in Los Angeles! Without! My! Children! Yay!

And guess what? I haven't even felt guilty yet. I think it helps that Steve didn't just twist his ankle as I was walking out the door.

And while I'm technically here on business, Tim cleverly arranged things so that I arrived on a Thursday and am leaving on Monday, which gives me the entire weekend to Par-Tay! Woo-hoo! I'll keep you posted, yo. I mean dude. I mean homes. What do cool California chicks say these days anyway?

8 comments:

andi said...

I have no idea what cool California girls (or any cool girls, for that matter) say these days. But I will say, Drink up! And enjoy your days off.

Cathy said...

Enjoy! Sounds blissful...

Jen said...

Dangit, too bad we couldn't have been childfree in LA together. So close! And I have no idea what the cool kids in LA are saying these days. The only people I talked to the entire time I was there were cab drivers and the room service guys. They all seemed very nice but probably not part of the hip set.

Steve said...

Just google interviews with paris hilton and nicole ritchie... probably they talk like hip california girls...If thats what you want to sound like (then again, they are sooooo 2006).

Im glad you dont feel guilty, and the girls are glad that I've fed them nothing but candy and ice-cream since you left, and tonight we are having chocolate pudding for dinner.

tem said...

omg, imho u rotfl. lol.

Heather said...

Oh I'm jealous! I must go shoot some whiskey

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

I'm jealous, but since I'm very gracious, I'll pretend to be happy for you.

Okay, I really AM happy for you! Hope you've had a great time!

shauna loves chocolate said...

Party time! Excellent!