Because I live to serve.

Over the past month people have found my blog via the following search terms. Although some of them are clearly beyond help, I'd like to try. I'm just that kinda girl - helpful.

I need to keep asking if she needs to pee

Dude, I know how you feel.

"child chastity belt"

Your search has led you astray, friend, we're all about making sex over here. And by the way, what size child are we talking here? Joy might have some sites you could try.

"she loves it when I wear"

When you wear what? WHAT? Come on, man, don't leave me hanging like that! A girl has needs you know.

exploding out house toy

I wish I knew what this meant. I really, really do, because it sounds awesome.

help I need to pee right now

Here's what I want to know - where are you that this is not possible? Go! Go pee, right now!

things you must know about girls

There are a lot of things you must know about girls, as well as some things you must not know. You're going to have to be more specific. Also, see above.

Jane Austen's day public bathroom

This is my favorite. Who are you? Why are you googling this? Can we hang out? Call me!