Topics covered in conversation between myself and my five-year-old between home and grandma's house last night.

• How the people of Maine feel when George Bush is in town.


• Whether or not George Bush is a "Bad Guy" in an action movie kind of way.


• Why he thought the war in Iraq was a good idea. [Saddam Hussein and whether GB as "Bad Guy" makes him the "Good Guy" which it most definitely does not, WMDs, 9/11/2001, Oil.]


• How lying is bad and hurts people.


• Where GB really lives when he's not in Maine.


• The fifty states, their capital cities, and Washington D.C.


• Why we had to drive through Springfield to get to Maine and the significance of Interstate Highways.
  


• Whether or not the "real" Simpsons live in Springfield, Massachusetts or one of those other Springfields.
  


• How she thinks GB should just move to Ireland.


• How I like Ireland, and maybe they don't really want him either.


• The definition of an opinion.


• Cars and how fast they go.


• The sunset.


• What would happen if a person was in the road and got hit by a car.


• If they got hit by my car.


• Why I did not have to go to jail when I ran over a rabbit nineteen months ago.
  

• Why someone would even be in the road in the first place.


• Depression and suicide.
  


• Killing oneself with a sword instead of a car so your friend, the driver, would not have to go to jail.


• Kindergarten and really fun playgrounds.


• How she would now like to be called Tilly instead of Matilda.


• Why my name is Nell.


• Why my brother's name is Sean but used to be John, why it was John and why he changed it.


• How old he was at the time.


• How old I was at the time.


• Why Sean has a girlfriend.


• How much Tilly likes Sean's girlfriend.
  


• Crosswalks and why we use them.


• Stop lights, importance of.